Why content writing is like making love to a beautiful woman19 May
For those of you who remember the grey suited and bouffant haired Fast Show character Swiss Toni, where making love to a beautiful woman was his analogy for everything, so it can be said about content writing!
Jokes aside, producing good quality, useful content for your website is a lot like wooing and then making love to a beautiful woman. You need to take your time, give it every inch of your love and attention, make a few tweaks here and there, and then take the plunge. Having the same kind of mindset for your content writing will be rewarded with more visitors to your site, better page rankings and a successful business. Here are a few thoughts…
“You have to put in lots of effort initially”
Trying to get a beautiful woman in to bed can seem like a lot of effort and you can become disheartened if she keeps rejecting your advances or is simply not interested in you. You need to be interesting, you need to be exciting (just like your content needs to be). If flowers, designer handbags, jewellery and everything else fails, this is the time most men will give up.
The same can be said for content writing. It is not a quick win activity, you may have to do several months worth of work before it starts to convert into profit. Having a realistic timeframe and goal will help you realise that this is not a magic bullet and you will need to put the effort in, whether it is a daily delivery for a month of fine wines, caviar and chocolates for a lady, or you writing three articles a week.
But if that effort pays off, as Swiss Toni will say, you will really enjoy the benefits.
“Being consistent gives the best results”
Wooing a beautiful woman, then dropping her after a few weeks (or chasing other women in between) if she doesn’t succumb to your charms, is not a good plan to achieve the results you want. You need to be consistent, by giving her lots of attention, showing her you are patient, pretending you are really interested in what she is saying, and even being nice to her friends too, so they’ll vouch for you.
In the same way, dipping in and out of your content article activity is not going to yield results. Ditching your content writing in favour of the “latest thing” probably won’t work. Give it time. Planning and patience is key.
Of course, whilst it is frustrating, constant, sustained activity, whether writing content or getting a beautiful woman to want to go to the next step, is the key to getting to your goal. Set yourself a schedule, create a task list and try to stick as close to it as possible.
“Having a plan and realistic goals helps with results”
As an example, you probably already know that just turning up to a nightclub and jumping on any woman that takes your fancy is not always a good way to get results. You may get rebuffed; you may get beaten up by an angry boyfriend or husband; or you may realise that the lady in question isn’t really your type or is on antibiotics for some sort of infection.
Having a predetermined plan before you set foot in a nightclub or bar is probably the best way to get results. You put your best suit on, tidy your bedroom, wear your special ‘pulling pants’ and put on your expensive watch before you get there. Once there, if you see that one particular lady you have been going after for quite a while, all it may take is a smile across the crowded bar, a nod of the head, a show of your expensive watch, and she could be yours for the taking. Likewise, planning your content writing activity is the only real way to make sure you are going to achieve your preset goals.
Hopefully this tongue-in-cheek comparison will give you some idea of what you need to put in place to make your content writing a success.
Disclaimer: This article is no way intended to be sexist – it is actually written by a woman – and the idea is to try inject a bit of humour in to what can be, let’s face it, a sometimes unexciting topic. Apologies for any offence caused!
